So, as soon as I came back from vacation my life became oddly... Occupied. I'd met someone before I left, kept talking to them. I just spent the past week with them and their sister and friends. Last night I got... Adopted, for lack of a better term, into their DnD group. XD
The group consisted of (characters, not actual players) a human cleric of Kord (who 's god is currently steadfastedly ignoring him), a human paladin of Kord (an unwilling party member), a very evil half-elf rogue (who is the party leader), a gay half-orc fighter, a half-orc barbarian named and fashioned after 'Don Vito' who is Bam Margera's uncle, a sexy cleric/monk vampire (who was 'kinda' a spy), and a 'faster-than-The-Flash little girl who looks human but soooo isn't. Then I come in, as a half-elf paladin of Pelor. Told by my god to join them in their quest, no ifs ands or buts about it.
Honestly, I think in the three or so hours we sat down to play last night, we only had about 20 minutes of actual play time. We really kept getting sidetracked. Most of what the conversations concerned would have rendered all but the most easy going people silent and shocked. And most of those 'conversations' were between me and the only other girl in the group. Needless to say, we had one Hell of a time.